In a desperate attempt to make Easy Cheese (yes, cheese in a can) worthier of the snack drawer, I decided to start using it to write alphabet letters on Audrina's plate. This plan backfired today when my darling three year old told me she needed more cheese or she would never learn all the letters. Small children are smarter than anyone but a parent will ever give them credit for, especially when it comes to tricking adults into extra treats.
I am really starting to think that nutrition labels need options for size groupings like the D&D books have. A halfling should never eat as much as a human, so by that logic, Audrina can have two big letters and one small letter of cheese a day. I would tell her this, but I fear that she will insist on being measured eight times a day.
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